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OPENING SEGMENT --------------------
The show starts right off with a backstage scene.
(Michael Clinton is standing in the parking lot with Chris Roberts)
Michael- Chris tonight you have a major 6-man tag tonight with you and Syco versus Mike and Dude versus Crippler and Jim Walemba.
Chris- To correct you because you are as dumb as these fair goers (boos) it is a triple threat Tag Team Match you idiot and where are you from Looserville, Illinois. Man well Mike tonight I will give you a beating. Make no mistake about it Mike you are short and idiotic while Im tall rich and good looking hell mike come to think of it you look just like these people in this arena (boo's) are you related to them. Also King Nate doesn't want me as Champion nor does Marcus they both suck in my book (Boo's) so Mike go join them and suck. And you Ultimate Asswipe you give me the Ultimate Beatdown 3 weeks ago and expect me to forget these people in Libertyville forget but I don't.
Chris looks at Michael.
Chris- Ok man, go buy some nasty Illinois Food (boo's). Well also on to Crippler a big no-show a big pile of crap who can't even wrestle I will kick your butt tonight also.
Michael- Well next week you fight The Kite at Ruby August for the KCW Wrestling Medal how do you feel about the Kite?
Chris- Well The Mike is a piece of Crap whom I will destroy at Majestic August and become the first Champion and all the money I have I will be the richest man alive. I WILL win the World Title also tonight I have a surprise for The Mike.
Chris Boss Roberts walks away from Michael Clinton, just then a black limo comes pulling into the parking lot with white letters on the side that read "The Executioner". The driver gets out and opens up the back door. Out comes a long blonde hair, built gentleman with a suitcase in hand. Michael Clinton goes over and starts reporting.
Michael Clinton: Excuse me, may I ask who you are?
Leon: Excuse me? Who are you?
Clinton: Well I'm Michael Clinton, reporter for the KCW.
Leon: Well then you must know who I am?
Clinton: Sorry I'm new here.
Leon: Well so am I. I'm "The Executioner" Leon Williams.
Clinton: Well Leon what brings you here tonight your not scheduled for a match?
Leon: I know, you see I may not have a match tonight, but I decided to come and watch the show. You see I do have a ticket. (pulls out a ticket) Now if you excuse me, I need to find my seat before the show starts.
The camera cuts to King Nate and The Pimp Roger Smithee sitting at ringside wearing their headphones and ready to announce the show.
King Nate: Well we are starting things off quick here tonight a week before Majestic August. Already Chris Roberts promises a surprise for The Mike.
The Pimp: And it looks like some executioner has shown up to watch the show tonight, I wonder what thats all about?
King Nate: Stay tuned folks
<<<Commercial Break>>>
Overnight rating: 3
Final rating:
SECOND QUARTER, HOUR ONE ------------
King Nate: Welcome back to the KCDouble-U. Let us show you what happened during the break.
During the break: The fans cheer as Leon Williams comes walking down to the front row for his seat. On his way down he shakes the hands of fans. He sits down next to a little kid. The kid just stares at him, then Leon pulls out a paper and pen and signs his name to it and hands it to the kid. The kid astonished by what he has, smiles back at him and Leon tapes the kids shoulder as he prepares to watch the show.
The Pimp: I have a feeling I dont like this guy already daddy-o, he seems to be nice to the fans and everyone knows the fans dont deserve to be nice to.
King Nate: Well he hasnt done anything bad yet, so I like him. Anyway he seems to only be here as a fan.
The Pimp: Im being told that we are going straight into our first match daddy-o, so lets get ready to call the action.
King Nate and "The Pimp" Roger Smithee are sitting at the commentator's booth when Son of a Bush by Public Enemy blasts through the PA system. The two look confused at the new music, when suddenly, Symbol strolls out from backstage and walks to the commentator's booth. He pushes C. J. Marks off of his chair and takes it. He then sits next to King Nate at the booth. Symbol takes the extra head phones and puts them on.
Nate: Symbol, what are you doing here?
Symbol: Hey Pimp, how do you deal with this kiss ass?
Pimp: You know daddy-o, it's tough. It really is.
Symbol: Anyway, I'm here because I felt that Pimp needed someone with some charisma to help him announce some of the matches, so I'm going to be here until my match, and then after it.
Nate: I don't think that you're paid to call the matches.
Symbol: You know Nate King, I would have thought you'd know me better to know, I really don't care. Now shut up, my favorite strip toy is in the next match and well ... are you gaining weight
Nate, you seem to be a bit fatter. What are you now, 450?
Nate: Symbol, don't start anything, remember, I beat you in our last match.
Symbol: That's because we were in your world, step into my world boy, and see if you can beat me.
Symbol: Besides, I have to debut what I'll be wearing in my evening gown match.
Symbol stands on the table and lifts his dress to show a crotchless jock strap under his dress.
Nate: I don't think that's really underwear.
Pimp: Well, um, actually, I hate to admit it, but it is.
Symbol sits down and prepares to call the next match.
Alpha & Omega's entrance is dark to light w/ much pyro.
Alpha & Omega starts out walking slow & solemn then as he reaches the ring he shakes fans hands, as he stands in the ring he takes a boxing position until his opponent reaches the ring.
King Nate: Where is Alpha & Omegas bodyguard T Money?
The Pimp: Not sure daddy-o.
Its Hot in here, by nelly begins to play over the PA system as Candi makes her way to the ring.
Alpha ties up with Candi and delivers a underhook suplex, then stomps the hell out of Candi. Alpha then pick Candi up and locks in a bearhug. Referee Mathew Snyder checks to see if she gives but she fights out of the bearhug only to receive a wrap around DDT by Alpha.
Alpha then hits a fisherman neckbreaker on Candi. He then locks in the Dragon Leg and rolls up Candi.
As the match with Candi and Alpha & Omega get to a fevered pitch, Aeris and Sabrina are shown walking to the ring. The twins walk over to Symbol and both give him a kiss. Sabrina flips King Nate off. The two then begin walking around the ring, making sure that Candi sees them. Suddenly the two step on the ring apron. Matthew Snyder walks over to get them off of the ring apron.
Symbol: Well boys, this is my cue.
Symbol hops over the announce table after taking off his headphones. He brings his chair to the ring, and slithers into the ring with the chair. He looks to Alpha & Omega, then he gives an evil smile to Candi, who looks with a little fear in her eyes, as Symbol turns and hits Alpha & Omega with the chair. Symbol then tosses the chair at Candi's feet, and flips backward over the top rope. He then walks up the ramp to the back to prepare for his match with Xtreme.
King Nate: What is Symbol doing?
The Pimp: What? Oh Im sorry I was picking up my pencil from the floor, did I miss something?
Just then Mathew Snyder turns around and sees the chair laying at Candis feet and Alpha & Omega laying motionless on the mat. Mathew immediately calls for the bell.
The Pimp: Candi hit Alpha & Omega with a chair?
King Nate: No, Symbol did and now he is going backstage.
<<<Commercial Break>>>
Overnight rating: 3
Final rating:
THIRD QUARTER, HOUR ONE ------------
King Nate: We are getting word that Alpha & Omega are just fine and that he has a few choice words to say, so we take you backstage for that now.
Alpha takes the mic and clears his throat and says Ummmmm and T Money takes the mic
T Money: Hey Crippler, u THINK u are the crippler but be prepared to be crippled at Majestic August, when Alpha hits the Spider Bomb & locks in the Dragon Leg, and I come down and tear u limb from limb, better yet IF you can find a partner to compete w/THE biggest tag team in the KCW, then BRING IT IF YOU CAN!
Just then The Ultimate duDe walks in on the promo, gives T Money and Alpha & Omega a mean stare and takes the microphone away from T Money.
The Ultimate duDe: Listen here dude, your promos suck ass and I cant stand it anymore. So from now on, I will cut my promos in place of yours. Xtreme the reason I interfered in your match last week is because I should have been the man chosen to be candis partner so I could get revenge on The Mike. Since you took my spot I figure instead of beating the **** out of The Mike, I will beat the **** out of the person who is trying to replace me. I am not done with you either, I will take you on at the same time I take on that other piece of monkey **** at Majestic August. A triple threat match, that way I can kick both of your asses at the same time!
The Ultimate duDe tosses the microphone back at T Money and Alpha & Omega, he then raises his fist as to strike T Money, instead he walks away laughing at them.
The camera cuts to The Cripplers dressing room.
Crippler leaves his dressing room as Shane Martindale walks up to him.
Shane Crip, why did you attack Symbol of all people last week? And what about Alpha & Omega? Oh and where have you been for the last few weeks? Are you ready for Majestic August?
Crippler One question at a time, Symbol is the lowest piece of crap in KCW and I figured if I am going to grab everyones attention, I might as well go for the piece of crap that stinks the most. Alpha & Omega is a stepping-stone for me on my rise to the top and I am looking past him just like everyone else is looking past him. Ive been gone in the last few weeks because I didnt like the competition here in KCW, nobody looked to be good enough to challenge me. I am really ready for Majestic August to prove that I am the most extreme team in KCW.
The camera cuts back to the ring announcers.
The Pimp: I like The Ultimate duDes new attitude, he completely punked out Alpha & Omega. And did you notice how The Crippler didnt mention if he could find a tag team partner to take on Alpha & Omega?
King Nate: The duDe needs to show some respect.
<<<Commercial Break>>> Overnight rating: 3
Final rating:
FOURTH QUARTER, HOUR ONE ----------- The Pimp: Were back daddy-o and Syco is on his way to ringside.
(Syco comes down to the ring with a very ****ed off look on his face, with Sycotic)
Syco- How did I lose that match last week.....with a freaking DQ, so what if I kicked him in the ****.
He didnt have any **** to kick anyway hes a little ****y girl....
Syco- And Alpha and Omega, YOU NEVER EVER lay your hands on Sycotic EVERY AGAIN!! YOUR YOU WILL DIE NEXT TIME..
Syco- Paul Miller please come down to the ring....Come on Paul....
(Paul Miller, Referee, in the Syco, Alpha Omega match last week comes down to the ring)
Paul- Umm yes Syco.
Syco- Why did you DQ me?
Paul- Because you were breaking the rule, You were kicking him in the Groin...
Syco- DO I CARE, ASK ME IF I CARE!
Paul- Do you care?
Syco- HELL NO I DONT CARE!!!! YOU STUPID SON OF A *****, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAUSED?
Paul- n..n...no please dont hurt me.
Syco- Im not going to hurt you I just want to tell you I forgive you,(Syco extends his hand for a hand shake, Paul extends his hand but Syco yanks his hand away and Sycotic hits him a chair)
Syco- YOU DONT **** WITH ME LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A
DIRTY *****!!!
Syco and Sycotic get 2 tables set them on top of each other, and throw 10 chairs up there this is going to be the debut on Syco-Shocker.
Syco picks up Paul Miller and gives him a DDT threw the chairs and
Tables.
(Syco and Sycotic walk off together)
On the K-Tron it says PAIN IS MY GAME
The camera shows Leon Williams who seems to dislikes the events that just happened.
King Nate: Syco is psycho, why did he attack a helpless referee for doing the right thing in the ring last week?
The Pimp: I can say this much, that IS disturbing. So you better start calling his matches right that way he wont come out here and do the same to either one of us.
King Nate: Jack Walemba is standing by backstage with something he has to get off his chest.
Jack Walemba: First, there was nothing, then there was light. It stayed like that for a long time until it went purple thanks to the porn star Symbol, but thankfully that only lasted a day, because it went all brown with his diarrhea, and sadly it went back purple, but finally another real God has appeared, this color is Red, and a new age. So those weirdoes who I face tonight will not live because of my man! And Mikey, you won't get to tell me what your gonna shine up on your opponent, diddums, ah? Because I know just where to stick it! Up your ugly candyass, but I won't reach it, it'll be in outer heaven. Ciao!
King Nate and The Pimp are shown sitting at the announcers table with a dumbfounded look on their faces.
King Nate: What was that about?
The Pimp: Youve got me.
<<<Commercial Break>>>
Overnight rating: 3
Final rating:
FIRST QUARTER, HOUR TWO ------------
King Nate: Welcome back and lets get thing going again with our next match.
Son of a Bush by Public Enemy blasts through the PA system. Symbol walks to the ring followed by Aeris and Sabrina. Sabrina is wearing a large purple purse over her shoulder and Symbol is surprisingly wearing a purple diamond studded evening gown to the ring. Symbol moons King Nate when he approaches the ring. He then pushes King Nate, causing King Nate to stand. Symbol has a smirk on his face and takes a mic from in front of Nate. He then slithers into the ring, sits on the top turnbuckle facing the ring entrance and begins to speak. King Nate finally sits down, but doesn't take his eyes off of Symbol.
Symbol: Well, well, well, I have to take on my former pupil, Xtreme. It seems now that you've chosen this has been, that now can only announce matches, over a man that has crippled many wrestlers. However, you want to make The Freak into an enemy, well, you know what happens to people that I really can't stand. People that join the side of the establishment deserve to be punished.
Symbol: Win or lose Xtreme, you will experience what I'm going to do to Candi at Majestic August. So Candi, I hope you're back there watching this match, I really do. You thought that I've played rough before, you don't know what I can do. Well, when Xtreme gets away from the doctors after tonight, ask him how rough I can play.
Symbol: I'm going to hurt you, I'm going to hurt Xtreme, and if Nate King decides he wants to step his ass into my ring, then I'm going to bring him into my world. I am not going to play around tonight, or any other night.
Symbol: Now Xtreme, bring your ass to the ring so I can kick it.
Symbol throws the mic at King Nate and awaits Xtreme's entrance to the ring.
King Nate: Well Symbol doesnt have to worry about me interfering in the match, I dont get involved and thats final.
Symbol starts the match off with some quick kicks to Xtreme's legs with a series of kicks. Symbol then does a few martial arts kicks.
Xtreme begins to deliver lefts and rights to Symbol. Symbol gets caught in the corner and Aeris hops on the top turnbuckle. Xtreme looks over to Aeris as the ref goes to get her off. Sabrina takes something out of her purse and hands it to Symbol. Symbol then places the item, a purple, barbed wire wrapped glove on his right hand. Xtreme turns around to get punched in the face with the glove. Aeris steps off of the apron and Symbol punches the ref.
Symbol then hooks the Balls and Chain on Xtreme as the twins step into the ring with chairs. The do a con-chair-to to Xtreme.
The referee turns around and calls for the bell-disqualifying Symbol. Suddenly Syco comes running through the audience toward the ring. On his way he bumps into Leon Williams and knocks Leons beverage into his lap. As Syco climbs over the guard railing Leon grabs Syco around the waist and gives him a belly to back suplex back to the audience side of the railing. The two begin brawling in the audience.
Symbol releases the Balls and Chain as Xtreme drops to his knees. Symbol then hits a superkick to drop him to his back. He climbs to the top turnbuckle when suddenly The Ultimate duDe runs and slides into the ring. The Ultimate duDe ask Symbol to hold off while he picks Xtreme up and gives him The Ultimate Beatdown a version of the F-5. Then he leaves the ring.
With that done Symbol leaps off the top rope and hits the Symbol of Greatness a version of the corkscrew splash.
Symbol stands over Xtreme and begins to strip off Xtreme's wrestling attire, until Xtreme is left in his underwear. He looks to him, straddles him, on his knees and begins punching Xtreme's forehead until security runs into the ring. Xtreme is left a bloodied mess, and Symbol walks to the back, looking to the work that he did to Xtreme.
King Nate: Symbol has just shown what he has planned for Candi at Majestic August.
The Pimp: We are getting word that Leon Williams is being escorted out of the arena for attacking a wrestler, thats good, the fans should never attack the wrestlers. Now wrestlers, on the other hand, should be allowed to attack fans anytime they want to.
<<<Commercial Break>>>
Overnight rating: 4
Final rating:
SECOND QUARTER, HOUR TWO -----------
--The screen of the K-Tron lights up to show the crowd an image of The Mike, standing in a rather abandoned and dilapidated looking "big-top" circus tent. Instead of a regular KCW interviewer, The Mike seems to be along side his manager, Tabatha, who is the one holding the golden microphone.--
The Mike: In just one week... The Mike will be here. Well, obviously not right here, this place sucks! We have fields less boggy back in bloody Scotland than this pile of mud and cow crap you call a fair ground! But this here's the big top, the main attraction, and that's just where and what The Mike himself will be at Majestic August. Mike will be in the main event, and will take the KCW Wrestling Championship, becoming the icon of cyber wrestling.
And speaking of fairs... Majestic August's main event had better be fair. Mike doesn't want any jealous, egotistical, badly dressed jackasses coming on down and ruining the match. The KCW Wrestling Championship should be decided on what it was intended for: Wrestling! So, "Boss", you maybe walk down to the ring on a red carpet, you may have your lackeys to spray stuff down nicely for you, but don't even THINK of trying to buy or bribe your way to that title. Mike's heard rumors that you've got some little surprise for him. Well, since a certain arrogant little prat turned up last week as a "surprise" contestant, Mike's kinda stopped liking surprises. Heck, after Mike met Symbol he's never liked surprises!
But anyway, you better not be trying to pull as fast one on The Mike. If there's one thing The Mike can't stand, it's when outside forces cheat him out of something he wants. It's happened all through The Mike's life and if it happens again.... Then The Mike will indeed be held responsible for the most violent, sickening acts you'll ever see on a wrestling show! It'll be worse than a snake trying to eat one of Mae Young's puppies! IF YA SMELL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOW WHAT THE MIKE IS BURNING!
--Mike taps his rose-tinted sunglasses, flashes a smile for the camera, and Tabatha tucks the golden microphone back into her shirt as they walk away and the screen fades.
King Nate: Later tonight, Chris has promised a little something for The Mike. I wonder what it is?
***WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS***
Queen begins to play over the PA system as the president of KCW, Marcus Alexander IV, makes his way to ringside. He climbs in and is handed a microphone by C. J. Marks.
Marcus: I was just sitting in my office backstage and I heard The Mike cut a little promo about the main event at Majestic August and this got me thinking.
The Pimp: Oh no, he was thinking.
Marcus: The Mike is correct on how the KCW Wrestling Championship should be won in a fair manner so I have decided to make things fair and prevent anyone from interfering in the match. I want the winner to have the title by being the best, not by someone helping out. So I have banned both Symbol and Syco from ringside along with Tabatha. I also want to prevent anyone else from coming to the ring, so I will put a cage around the ring for that match. Not just any cage, but a cage with a top, also known as a Hell in a Cell!
King Nate: A Hell in a Cell! One of the most deadly matches in KCW!
Marcus: Now The Mike did bring up another point, the fact that Chris Boss Roberts had supposedly paid off the referee in his match last week, well I have came up with another solution. You see I dislike the both of you equally and dont have a favorite to win the KCW Wrestling Championship, so I will be the special guest referee for the match to create a more fair environment.
King Nate: Awesomento! It looks like we will have a fair and unbiased winner next week!
Marcus: While I am here I might as well run down the rest of the matches on the card. Symbol will be taking on Candi in an Evening Gown match. Xtreme, Syco, and The Ultimate duDe will be in a Triple Threat match. Alpha & Omega will tag up with T Money against The Crippler and a partner that he must choose before the end of the night. After having a small talk with a fan that attacked Syco earlier tonight, I have allowed Leon Williams to come to the show and watch front row, and he has promised to be good.
Marcus Alexander IV leaves ringside.
The Pimp: Well we couldnt have a show without hearing that damn Queen song.
King Nate: Well at least we now know the full card at Majestic August, all we need to know now is who The Crippler will have for his partner at Majestic August. We know his partner tonight will be Jack Walemba.
<<<Commercial Break>>>
Overnight rating: 4
Final rating:
THIRD QUARTER, HOUR TWO ----------
King Nate: Welcome back and we are going to find out right now about this surprise Chris Boss Roberts has for The Mike!
Chris Roberts walks out on his red carpet with a folder full of documents in them he gets in and grabs a Microphone.
Chris- Hey fans right in my hand I have some documents about The Mike aka Michael Mort. Let me show you his School Permanent Record which my dad paid $34,000 to obtain (He takes out the paper) Here I will read it to you "Michael Mort School statistics- Failed 5th, 8th and 10th grades also dropped out in 10th grade." Now another part is his final grades the best grade he ever made was a B in 6th grade wow what a dummy. Also Michael Mort made an F in gym every time he took it well that is no surprise. Also Michael I made straight A's all though School so Im way smarter than you. Let me tell you he got caught Smoking in the 8th grade and was expelled for 35 days. Is that the kind of man you want as KCW Wrestling Champion? I thought not now I have a very bad thing he did in the 10th grade he beat up a girl and was jailed for 2 years. I will bring out his Elementary School Principal, His 7th grade teacher and his High School Gym Teacher come on out.
(They walk out with no music The Gym teacher is a man about 6'2 230 he looks like he could have been a wrestler, the Principal is short, fat and bald and the 7th grade teacher is a short white women.)
Chris- Welcome
(he shakes each of their hands he hands the mic to the Gym teacher)
Gym Teacher- Hey my name is Coach Robert Young Im from The Mike's High School and I would like to show you his gym papers. Michael Mort was a terrible student he smelled bad all the time. He never dressed in shorts, always smoked and beat up other students and cut my class all the time. He doesn't deserve a title that is as good as the KCW Title is a low life bum doesn't deserve it (he takes out a paper)"Michael J. Mort has health problems and is to be excused from running exercises" That is a note from his doctor Mike took that as an opportunity to skip my class. Also Michael hit me once (he shows the paper to Chris)
Chris- So Robby what you are saying here is that Michael is a troublemaker
Robert- Yes sir and Michael was a bad PE Student I told him to play football he told me that I was an ugly horse so that wasn't good and then I turned him over to the Board of Education and they told his mom and I dunno
Chris- Ok Robby at Majestic August I will win the title and I have a present for you (Chris gives him $50) next up I will skip the rest of school I believe I got my point across to you anyway so all you teachers leave.(they leave) Next up is his birth Certificate, Which is important because I have the doctor who delivered The Mike Please Welcome ladies and Gentlemen Dr.Terry O'Connor (a doctor walks out in a suit) Here u go doc (he gives the mic to the doc)
Terry- Hey people how are all you tonight I delivered The Mike and now work in Chicago delivering badies for Trailer Park Trash like you(boo's) Now The Mike's mother was a trailer trash scum who smelled bad and so was The Mike.
Chris- All the these people are trailer trash(boo's) now according to his birth Certificate and health records. You had to hook him up to a machine to help him breathe like all these people have at there homes to help them breathe (boo's) Also I read that the mother couldn't push him out she was weak like all the punks in Libertyville who are poor bums(loud boo's). Shut up People I am telling the truth(boo's). I said Shut up(chants of "asshole").You know what I'm not gonna finish this you people don't deserve to know about Mike's Past from me you can get copies for free at the ticket stand of every document in my hand(Cheers) No you can't you can get them for $2.67 at the ticket stand (boo's) or right now(mixed) (a man comes down with a lot of folders) Kenny is selling them now for 99 cents so buy now (some people are grabbing folders and pay) OK fans you cant read this, Reading is something you can't do so tough (boo's) so buy my dad's kit to learn how to read (more people buy the The Mike History folders) Ok buy up. O well Ill see you bums later(he leaves as his music plays over the PA.
King Nate: This guys is just too much.
The Pimp: I like a man with money.
<<<Commercial Break>>>
Want action? Want drama? Want suspense? Want... gold? Watch Majestic August, coming next Saturday, August 31st 2002! KCW's first supercard is gonna be just that. Super! See local listings for time and channel, or contact your cable operator. Or get a black box, but don't tell anyone we said that.
<<<End Commercial Break>>>>
Overnight rating: 3
Final rating:
END OF SHOW QUARTER -------------
--The drums blare aloud and Michael Stipe's voice begins spraying out words at the speed of light, as REM's "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" plays to herald the entrance of The Mike. Mike himself brushes through the curtains, Tabatha a mere step behind, and struts down to the ring, hopping onto the apron rather jauntily and flicking his palm out to receive the golden microphone. The crowd's loud but mixed reaction fades as they await his speech.--
The Mike: WOOO! Guess who's main eventing not one, not two, not three, but four main events in a row! The past two Saturday Chaos shows, this week's show that we're at live now... right here in...
--The crowd erupt almost immediately, sensing their town name about to be mentioned, cutting The Mike off. Mike whirls his head around to take in the faces in the crowd, his eyes still hidden behind the rose-tinted sunglasses.--
The Mike: Well, actually, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE!
--The crowd, of course, deliver a loud chorus of boos, though there is audible cheering and clapping in recognition of The Mike's willingness to avoid cheap pops.--
The Mike: But as The Mike was saying... After Majestic August, when he takes home the gold... He's a four time, four time, four time, four time main eventer! WOOO!
--The Mike tosses the golden microphone down to Tabatha before launching himself into the ring, using the top rope as a catapult, and drops to his knees. Mike then holds out his hand in front of him, staring at his palm and four extended fingers, before proceeding to spin himself around and deliver the second most electrifying maneuver in cyber wrestling today... The Symbaroonie!--
Enter Sandman by Metallic plays as The Ultimate duDe runs down to the ring and begins bouncing off the ropes awaiting his opponents.
Dark Entrance Music begins to play.
C. J. Marks: Next making his way to the ring. At the height of six-four, and weighing in at 246 pounds, from Greenwich, Connecticut, Chris "Boss" Roberts.
Chris walks to the ring on his red carpet and has a security guy spray the ring down with a spray to get rid of the "Bum odors".Then points at the entrance so Syco can walk out.
ALL A SUDDEN WE HEAR ATWA BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN, BLAZING THREW THE HOLE DAMN PLACE. AND OUT COME SYCO FROM THE BACK, HE STANDS AT THE TOP OF THE
RAMP AND LOOKS AROUND AND WAVES AT ALL THE FANS AND THEN FLIPS THEM OFF!
'Put Out The Fire' by Queen begins to play as Jack Walemba comes to the ring with his partner, The Crippler.
King Nate: Now the referee for this match was suppose to be Paul Miller, but since Syco decided to beat the
Just then Paul Miller comes walking down to the ring wearing bandages and a bloody referee shirt. He climbs into the ring and calls for the bell.
King Nate: Apparently the injuries isnt preventing Paul Miller from calling the match.
Syco calls Chris over and tells him to let the other two teams go first and Chris climbs to the apron with Syco.
The Mike and Jack Walemba start things off.
The Mike begins using sweeps and cradles and hard blows to knock Jack down. Jack immediately gets away from The Mike and tags in Syco, who doesnt want to come in this early. The Mike hits a DDT on Syco.
As The Mike hits the ropes to hit a move on Syco, The Crippler grabs Mike's leg and almost trips him. Mike dashes out of the ring and runs after Crippler, only to run into his partner, Jack Walemba, and receive a Walemba Farewell Flapjack on the outside.
Chris hops off the apron and begins stomping on The Mike as he is down. The Crippler attacks Chris from behind and begins smashing his head into the table. Jack picks The Mike back up and tosses him into the ring. Syco picks up The Mike and suplexes The Mike. Then Syco whips Mike towards the ropes. Mike runs at them hard but, instead of bouncing off them, launches himself over and lunges for Chris Roberts and crashes onto Chris and The Crippler and causes all three of them to go through the table.
Meanwhile inside the ring The Ultimate duDe comes in and sneak attacks Syco with a Clothesline from hell to the back of his neck. Jack Walemba climbs the top rope and does a drop kick off them onto The Ultimate duDe.
The Referee begins doing a countout on The Mike but then turns around and sees the other three wrestlers in the ring and tries to restore order.
Chris begins to get up and hits a piledriver on The Mike outside the ring.
Syco begins to get up inside the ring and the referee checks to see if he is alright, but Syco swings wildly at Paul Miller and drops him to the mat.
The Crippler gets up and grabs a steel chair and looks at Chris Roberts who doesnt see him. The Crippler swings the chair at the same moment an injured Paul Miller rolls himself out of the ring. Paul Miller is accidentally struck with the chair!
Chris Roberts turns around and does a spear on The Crippler then a Walls of Jericho on The Mike. The Mike begins tapping on the arena floor. The referee awakens and his head is right next to The Mikes tapping hand and the ref calls for the bell.
The referee informs C. J. Marks the ring announcer who the winner is.
C. J. Marks: And the winner of this match by a double disqualification, The Mike and The Ultimate duDe!
The Mike high-fives his manager then high-fives The Ultimate duDe, throws on his coat and quickly leaves the ring, taunting Chris Roberts about winning tonight and winning at Majestic August.
Overnight rating: 4
Final rating:
Entire Show Overnight rating: 3.4
Entire Show Final rating:
Out of Character Statistics.
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