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Perry Hewitt the handler of

Jack Walemba

Breaking Kayfabe article is an out of character interview with the handler of an e-fed wrestlers in KCW. These articles are not to be used in any form for Promos. The article is used for your reading pleasure only. If you would like to be featured in an upcoming Breaking Kayfabe article, please email kcw_ceo@hotmail.com to set up a time and date for the interview.

King Nate: Lets start with your name and a little bit of background information that most marks as well as smarts would not know about you. Like where you were born, your family, community, and things of that nature?

 

Perry Hewitt: My name is Perry Hewitt, I was born on june 23rd 1984 to parents Paul and Deborah Hewitt, I already had two sisters, now aged 19 and 23 and a brother now aged 25, but since my parents divorced my mum had another boy who is now 2. I live in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, England and my dream job is to become a professional wrestler under the name of Jack Walemba, my cousin is nicknamed Bruv mind you.

 

KN: Did you grow up watching wrestling and if so, who were your favorites?

 

PH: I adored Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, and Papa Shango. My favorite manager was Coach.

 

KN: How long have you been efedding?

 

PH: About 6 months

 

KN: How many feeds have you been in and why did you decide to join KCW?

 

PH: I have been in around 4 efeds and I join kcw because it was different and had brilliant writing

 

KN: well most of the credit for the writting belongs to the handlers of each wrestler. I mainly just edit, put in order, and write the matches myself. Speaking of which, do you feel that the matches are written too long, too short, or just right?

 

PH: Just right, definently

 

KN: Why did you decide on Jack Walemba and what is Jacks goals in KCW?

 

PH: Do you mean where I got jack walemba from or why it was him I used in KCW?

 

KN: Yeah both

 

PH: In fact jack has a very bizarre beginning

 

KN: Do you care to go into it?

 

PH: On smackdown 2, my little brother used to love creating wrestlers on it, and on part of the music, a man says something which sounds like Jack Palumbo. Then I used to have a wrestler called Jack Palumbo. You know whats coming next, I found out about Chuck Palumbo and I was SUPERGUTTED.

 

KN: [Laughing]

 

PH: Until we had this science teacher at school called Mr. Walemba, and the rest is history. [Laughing] I choose Jack for KCW because he has been my wrestler for about two years now. Hes like my alter ego. My goal is just to beat the best, not domination.

 

KN: Why did you get into efedding?

 

PH: From a mate of mine called clayton, he told me all about it and gave me the address to his efed. It was brilliant, I was the rock, but the next day when I logged on, it was gone, honest. Then I joined ECWF.

 

KN: Yeah I know feeds close all the time, its hard to find one that will stay open, thats why I have a one month policy.

 

PH: Well, thats the right thing to do, its really annoying the way they just disappear overnight.

 

KN: Out of the current roster, who has grabbed your attention to want a feud with and why?

 

PH: Symbol, plainly because he is the balls at efeds.

 

KN: Have you known Symbol from a past efed?

 

PH: No

 

KN: Have you known any of the roster from a past efed?

 

PH: Nope [Laughing]

 

KN: Are you looking forward to Majestic August and do you feel that there is a good build up for the supercard?

 

PH: I am looking forward to Majestic August and the build is great. I cant wait until [Chris] boss [Roberts goes] against The Mike.

 

KN: Who do you think will win between The Mike and Chris Roberts?

 

PH: I think The Mike deserves it more because of his candy ass whoopin.

 

KN: What style of matches do you enjoy watching and what kind are you looking forward to having Jack be in?

 

PH: I think my favorite match to watch is an inferno match, and Jack has a bit of a Ladder Match past time so I would say that too. Dont tell Jack that.

 

KN: Ok, lets do some word association, seems people enjoy these things, ready?

 

PH: Ok then, I like these too.

 

KN: EFED?

 

PH: Brilliant idea, and a great internet thingymejig.

 

KN: KCW?

 

PH: The efed that Kickapoo out of the rest

 

KN: [Laughing] Internet?

 

PH: The best invention ever, even better than mobile phones and condoms [Laughing]

 

KN: Symbol?

 

PH: The second best efedder ever.

 

KN: Chris Roberts?

 

PH: The boss wannabe.

 

KN: KCW point system?

 

PH: Good idea, especially for punishments and rewards.

 

KN: King Nate?

 

PH: The best efedder ever.

 

KN: [Laughing]

 

PH: A brilliant boss too.

 

KN: The Mike?

 

PH: The guy who kicks the guys candyasses.

 

KN: WWE?

 

PH: The best sporting company ever.

 

KN: Brock Lesner?

 

PH: A fantastic superstar for the future, but I think another month or two will do for a WWE [Undisputed] title shot, maybe he needs the [Intercontinental title] first. But [he is] a great wrestler.

 

KN: Eric Bischoff?

 

PH: A genius, but his raw-intro-nitro story is going nowhere.

 

KN: Interesting answersWell, thanks for your time and good luck in KCW.

 

PH: Thank you King Nate.